March 13, 2013

WAYNE COYNE + COLONEL MEOW = WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

Sometimes I feel like the sole member of a consumer study group aka I am always ego-tripping at the gates of the digi-verse.

February 5, 2013
Super wut?

Super wut?

(Source: thepizzadog, via heyfunniest)

January 30, 2013

Why didn’t anyone tell me that pelicans are the WORST animals in the world???!?!?

VOM

It’s rare that I feel anything close to pity for pigeons but this just isn’t right. 

In case that wasn’t enough, here’s a more thorough/horrifying video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIniVfY-ptg

January 29, 2013
I heard the forward was written by Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow moderates the book club. 

 

I heard the forward was written by Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow moderates the book club. 

 

January 25, 2013
Hey boo. 

Hey boo. 

12:23pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZuFlZtccXgzc
  
Filed under: Keanu 
January 23, 2013

This in on my playlist: Songs I sing in the shower when I know my roommates aren’t in. 

Which is also called: Songs I try to sing all the vocal parts to.

Not to be confused with the playlist: Songs I pretend I wrote. 

[THX LEX!]

4:55pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZuFlZtcTymWv
  
Filed under: haim 
January 23, 2013
Dear World, Get over yourself. Thx.

Live or not, Beyonce is still perfect. 

Probably more so live. 

I wouldn’t know. 

:( 

January 18, 2013
Shut up. Shut up!
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup. 
[commiserate with me] 

Shut up. Shut up!

shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup. 

[commiserate with me] 

January 15, 2013
This is the cat's pajamas.

Just suffer through the terrible Absolut ad, I promise you it’ll be worth it. 

January 11, 2013
We'll fix it in post.

The line that got me: “Ellis was skeptical, afraid of the melodrama Lohan would bring to the project.”

Yea… ok. 

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