<3!!!!!
(Source: youtube.com)
WAYNE COYNE + COLONEL MEOW = WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
Sometimes I feel like the sole member of a consumer study group aka I am always ego-tripping at the gates of the digi-verse.
Why didn’t anyone tell me that pelicans are the WORST animals in the world???!?!?

It’s rare that I feel anything close to pity for pigeons but this just isn’t right.
In case that wasn’t enough, here’s a more thorough/horrifying video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIniVfY-ptg
I heard the forward was written by Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow moderates the book club.
This in on my playlist: Songs I sing in the shower when I know my roommates aren’t in.
Which is also called: Songs I try to sing all the vocal parts to.
Not to be confused with the playlist: Songs I pretend I wrote.
[THX LEX!]
Live or not, Beyonce is still perfect.
Probably more so live.
I wouldn’t know.
:(
Just suffer through the terrible Absolut ad, I promise you it’ll be worth it.

Nelly and Riff Raff omg

Tom’s a foodie. You can see it in his instagram photos.


BONUS QUESTION: Where have we heard this song before on Parks and Rec?
(Answer after the break)
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ANSWER: Benji’s Cool Times Summer...
This is the most important thing that’s ever happened in history.